'Toys are for play, but tech is for everything': Woody in Toy Story 5 trailer shares the awful truth

Toy Story 5 will be the first Woody-Buzz CGI fable in the film series, where I'll take a pass. I don't need to see comedy ensue as the iconic characters run headfirst into the hard reality of tech and childhood.

Pixar and Disney released the first full-length Toy Story 5 trailer on Thursday (February 19), delivering the clearest picture yet of what to expect from this once-groundbreaking but now aging franchise. The movie hits theaters on June 19.

If you take issue with my use of the word "aging," just take a look at Woody, the cowboy toy who now sports a bald patch. Sure, he's losing paint, not hair, but the jokes surrounding the bright, reflective spot make the point clear; Woody, like the rest of the gang, is yesterday's toy.