The Night Before Tech Christmas — a very modern holiday fable

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'Twas the night before tech Christmas, when all through the smart house,

Not an LED bulb was stirring, not even a smart watch,

The string lights were hung across the virtual fireplace with care,

In hopes that AI Saint Nicholas would soon generate there.

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The children were nestled under their covers,

While visions of new smartphones danced in their VR headsets,

And mom in her heated pants, I in my Bluetooth earbuds,

Had just settled down for ...