FiiO's retro headphones will make me look like Julia Roberts singing in a bathtub bigger than the Blue Banana — and I must have them

• FiiO just unveiled retro-style on-ear mini headphones
• But with LDAC and volume/skip knobs on the earpieces, they're also modern
• …and at just $29.99 / £32.99, I just want their extra time and their… kiss!

Look, if you’re not channeling Julia Roberts singing Prince from Richard Gere’s hotel bathtub in the movie Pretty Woman when you gaze upon FiiO’s late 80s-inspired headphones, do you even love music – or for that matter, movies?

Not content with transporting me back in time to 1960's era Bond movies (with a Phantom flagship iFi DAC), it feels like every recent hi-fi release was designed with the sole aim of sending me into a world of analog – cassettes at the ready.

FiiO is continuing to blur the boundaries between classic design and modern audio engineering with what it's calling the "FiiO EH11 Retro Bluetooth Mini ...