DJ Garman drops the ball instead of the bass in AWS re:Invent keynote

AWS CEO Matt Garman's annual re:Invent keynote was the best kind of keynote, in that you could have slept in for nearly all of it and still been thrilled to pieces, provided you caught the last ten minutes. He concluded what was otherwise an AI-palooza chock full of boring guest speakers with an Andy Jassy style "twenty-five releases in ten minutes," complete with a basketball-style ten-minute shot clock counting down the time.

From where I sit, he either went too hard with this, or else failed to go hard enough, leaving him smack dab in the middle — a place nobody wishes to visit. I contend that he could have either taken one giant breath and hit all 25 releases in one go, or else he could have skipped the breath-hold training and instead rapped the releases like a 90s DJ. I'm disappointed that he chose neither path ...