Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do

Bork!Bork!Bork! You might say this bork was bread to fail, but at least it involves a version of Windows that most people actually like.

Snapped by Reg reader Chris Paxton in Ontario, Canada, today's example of signage gone wrong was spotted in a bakery. Where customers might expect a display extolling the virtues of the baked goods on offer, three Windows 10 desktops suggest all is not well behind the scenes.

The bakery claims its wares are "Artisan, Fresh, and Healthy," and there are few things more delightful than freshly baked bread – even with a baleful security camera keeping watch.

The spyware baked into Windows 10 allegedly pales next to Windows 11's, so a camera ensuring nobody makes off with a baguette stuffed down their trousers won't put off the Microsoft faithful.

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