Review: Jimmyjane Hello Touch Pro

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Jimmyjane launched its first incarnation of the Hello Touch finger vibrators more than a decade ago, and it was the most futuristic-looking sex toy on the market. With electro-stimulation pads strapped to two fingers and a wire connected to them that fed into a battery pack—worn on the wrist—the Hello Touch made all other finger vibrators look archaic.

Perhaps it was too cyberpunk for my taste. It looked like something Leeloo from The Fifth Element might have worn, so I passed on reviewing it back then (despite being a fan of the 1997 film). But I've changed. Now that I'm a seasoned sex toy reviewer, no stranger to trying strange-looking pleasure gadgets, I went searching for it ...