By trying to avoid a Cyberpunk 2077 fiasco and delaying GTA 6 again, I hope Take-Two doesn't end up with another Duke Nukem Forever instead

So, another day, another GTA 6 delay, with the highly anticipated game now set to release on November 19, 2026, though many of us expect that date to slip again. After all, it’s best to prepare for disappointment and not get your hopes up. At this rate, I won’t believe GTA 6 is being released until I have the game installed on my hard drive.

Still, despite my already gloomy outlook, this new delay was a blow. I’m getting on in years, and in my more morbid moments (I’m not that old), I worry I’ll die before playing the next GTA. At this rate, I’m getting concerned that our sun will expand and consume the Earth, followed by the eventual heat-death of the universe, which will cause Take-Two to further delay the game.

I’m old enough to ...