A thoroughly modern piece of public transport infrastructure deserves a thoroughly modern bork

Bork!Bork!Bork! London's Elizabeth Line is the latest thing in urban development (at least as far as the UK is concerned). So it seems appropriate that its borks should be similarly up to date, and its emoticons rotated so the intent cannot be mistaken.

Sent in by an eagle-eyed Register reader, today's entry in the pantheon of bork was snapped at London's Paddington station, where a passenger can enjoy the delights of the UK's national rail network, as well as take a trip on a variety of London underground lines (aka the "Tube") including the District, Metropolitan, and the increasingly inaccurately named Circle.

And no, the Elizabeth Line is in town, taking visitors from East to West and back again on trains with astonishingly uncomfortable seats and a bladder-bursting lack of toilet facilities.

And, it appears, some very unhappy information screens.

By our reckoning, that ...